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ka-boom
I feel like my head will explode. I feel like it is super late, late enough that I can skip homework without feeling guilty. But it’s not. It’s not even 10:30. I can’t do it. I don’t want to do it. I just want to let that lab report die a slow, painful death. Well, actually no, because that would be mean. But I don’t want to complete it, which is strange because I usually love science. Maybe if I change into my pajamas, I’ll feel better. I’m off.
“Miracle Whip sent this letter to Stephen Colbert after he made fun of their mayo on his show.”
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the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
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The moves!
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boy this is…
I don’t even. I have hella homework due tomorrow, and I haven’t started any of it. Why? Because this entire day I’ve been helping other people edit their projects. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO READ OVER TWENTY ESSAYS, AND COME UP WITH WAYS TO IMPROVED EACH AND EVERY PART OF THEM?! I really need to start my work…
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“But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby. I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept.”
Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via acynicalcunt)
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